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will attempt to describe without actually reading any of these. Most of these I wrote for English classes in high school.
Crayons: This is about how I love crayons.
Mimes: This is about how I love mimes.
A Doll’s House: I wrote this in my second senior year at NCSU for an intro to theatre class.
Crime and Punishment: One of my absolute favoritest books.
Grapes of Wrath: This book sucks. It’s long and boring.
Biography of Arthur Miller: I don’t know. I didn’t read this, so you shouldn’t either. Turn it into your english teacher like this. White-out my name.
PolySci Research Paper: I’m pretty sure this is about China. Circa 1999
Idealism and Jay Gatsby: Something about the Great Gatsby. I didn’t like that book either.
Tess of the D’Urbervilles: Girly book! Girly book! Don’t read it, steal this essay.
The Scarlet Letter: Nice book. Don’t steal this essay.